1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:04,420 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:24,440 - Extracted from retail. - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 3 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,990 [♪♪♪] 4 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:42,960 TOOMES: Things are never gonna be the same now. 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,170 I mean, look at this. 6 00:00:45,330 --> 00:00:47,380 - You got aliens. MASON: Mm. 7 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:48,800 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 8 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,800 You got big green guys tearing down buildings. 9 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,840 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians. 10 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:57,980 Um, actually, it's Native American, but whatever. 11 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,940 Yeah. Tell you what, though. 12 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,530 It ain't bad, is it? 13 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,440 No. Yeah. 14 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,480 Kid's got a future. 15 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,440 Yeah, well... 16 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,740 ...we'll see, I guess. 17 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,940 [♪♪♪] 18 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,120 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 19 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,210 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 20 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:38,350 No, hey! Uh-uh! 21 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:40,100 You can't saw through that stuff. 22 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:43,100 These alien bastards are tough. 23 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,230 You gotta use the stuff they use. 24 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:50,230 - See? All right. MAN: All right. 25 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,730 Oh, hey! 26 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,200 Glad you could join us. Afternoon. 27 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,610 - Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. - Yeah, your alarm. 28 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:01,500 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. 29 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:03,460 This is a huge deal for us. 30 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,090 HOAG: Attention, please! 31 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,090 In accordance with Executive Order 396B... 32 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,800 ...all post-battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction. 33 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,050 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here. 34 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,510 Who the hell are you? 35 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,140 Qualified personnel. 36 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:21,650 Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so... 37 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,400 I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction. 38 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,860 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected... 39 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,360 ...or you will be prosecuted. 40 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,480 Ma'am, what am...? 41 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:36,530 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. 42 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,290 Look... 43 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,950 [WHISPERING] ...I bought trucks for this job. 44 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,490 I brought in a whole new crew. 45 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,160 These guys have a family. I have a family. 46 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,460 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house. 47 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:50,970 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do. 48 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,250 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself. 49 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,580 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What'd you say? 50 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:58,550 [WHISTLES] 51 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,010 Yeah. 52 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,800 He's right. I overextended myself. 53 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:04,110 MAN 1: Unh! MAN 2: Hey, hey, hey. 54 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,440 MAN 3: Don't do it. - Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 55 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,350 00:04:07,740 [POWER TOOLS AND MACHINES WHIRRING] 78 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,880 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 79 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:17,590 [WEAPON POWERING UP] 80 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:29,890 ♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes ♪ 81 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,110 [LOUD WHIRRING] 82 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,310 ♪ Yeah, you got ♪ 83 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,770 ♪ Plastic boots ♪ 84 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,200 ♪ Y'all got cocaine eyes ♪ 85 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,530 ♪ Yeah, you got speed-freak jive ♪ 86 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:49,160 00:05:38,300 PETER [IN GRAVELLY VOICE]: New York. Queens. 92 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:41,930 - It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home. HAPPY: Who you talking to? 93 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:44,400 00:05:59,610 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go. 100 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:01,690 PETER: Hey, should I go to the bathroom before? 101 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,100 HAPPY: There's a bathroom on it. 102 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,290 PETER: Whoa, no pilot? That's awesome. 103 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,960 PETER: Ahh. - Is that where you're gonna sit? 104 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:08,080 Yeah. 105 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,240 This is your first time on a private plane? 106 00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:11,950 My first time on any plane. 107 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,870 Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise? 108 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,500 Shh. Shh. 109 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,710 [SNORING] 110 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,500 [PETER GIGGLES QUIETLY] 111 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,850 No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. 112 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:31,230 Something about Captain America going crazy. 113 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,180 - This is you. PETER: Oh, we're neighbors? 114 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:35,440 We're not roommates. Suit up. 115 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,940 Okay, Peter, you got this. 116 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,200 HAPPY: What the hell are you wearing? - It's my suit. 117 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:42,150 - Where's the case? - What case? 118 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,910 What? I thought that was a closet. 119 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,320 - This is still my room? - Go. 120 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,280 - My room is way bigger than... - There. 121 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,160 PETER: I found the case. I found the case. 122 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,620 "A minor upgrade"? 123 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,250 Whoa. 124 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,040 Oh, my God. 125 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,420 - Put it on. - What the...? 126 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,500 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen... 127 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:01,010 - Let's go. - But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. 128 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,540 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. 129 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,590 This is insane. Insane. 130 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,880 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. 131 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:11,350 - This is the greatest day of my life. Okay. - Let's go. 132 00:07:11,510 --> 00:07:13,860 PETER [WHISPERING]: Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man... 133 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:15,640 ...Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy? 134 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,650 TONY: Underoos! - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 135 00:07:18,810 --> 00:07:20,310 [MECHANICAL SQUEAK AND PETER GRUNTS] 136 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,910 00:07:40,820 I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. I was like, "What's up, everybody?" And... 145 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,090 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 146 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,880 Hey, just a second! Coming! 147 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,300 Hey. 148 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:49,260 We have thin walls here. 149 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,220 What are you doing, a little video diary? 150 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:55,190 PETER: Yeah. - It's all right. 151 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,030 - I'd do the same thing. HAPPY: I told him not to. 152 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,230 - He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. TONY: Okay. 153 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,440 Hey. You know what? 154 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,950 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? 155 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,530 PETER: An alibi? Sure. Okay. - We rolling? Get in the frame. 156 00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:09,530 Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. 157 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,030 Ha-ha-ha. 158 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,990 Peter, that's inappropriate. Let's start over. 159 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:14,120 - You can edit it. - Mm-hm. 160 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,200 - Three, two, one. Hey, May. - Ha-ha-ha. 161 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:21,870 My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did... 162 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,920 ...this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. 163 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,090 Everyone was impressed. 164 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,250 [HORN HONKS] 165 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,150 HAPPY: Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry. 166 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,860 This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. 167 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,890 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. 168 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:37,680 He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver. 169 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,810 That was a private conversation. 170 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:42,450 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that. 171 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,910 No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch? 172 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,940 00:09:30,860 - What, next mission? - Yeah, the mission. The missions. 194 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,870 - We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers? 195 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,240 No, I mean, we'll call you. 196 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,570 - Like, someone will call you. All right? - Oh. 197 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:38,990 - From your team. - Okay. All right. 198 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,000 It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. 199 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,710 Bye. 200 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:49,710 [♪♪♪] 201 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:53,630 They're gonna call me. 202 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,350 [SUBWAY CAR CHUGGING AND SQUEALING] 203 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,220 [MAN COUGHING] 204 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,850 [♪♪♪] 205 00:10:19,530 --> 00:10:21,530 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 206 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,080 [♪♪♪] 207 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,050 [WHISTLE BLOWS THEN MAN YELLS INDISTINCTLY] 208 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,310 [HORN HONKS] 209 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:44,720 What's up, Penis Parker? 210 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:46,560 [KIDS LAUGHING] 211 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,440 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology. 212 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,570 Don't forget about your homecoming tickets. 213 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:54,360 Do you have a date for homecoming? 214 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,650 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date. 215 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,790 - Okay. - Yeah. 216 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,040 PETER: Morning. 217 00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:08,550 Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now. 218 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,580 [CHATTERING] 219 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,480 GIRL 1: Hi! 220 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,620 BOY [IMITATING EMPEROR PALPATINE]: Join me, and together... 221 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,940 ...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star. 222 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,860 - What? 00:11:56,510 Here's a gold coin." 233 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,240 - I don't know how jobs work. - That's exactly how they work. 234 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,840 Oh, heh. 235 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,060 I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star. 236 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:07,140 I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. 237 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,310 [♪♪♪] 238 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,770 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops. 239 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,780 That'd be great. 240 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,310 GIRL 2: I'm gonna be late. 241 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,820 Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration... 242 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:21,080 ...between points A and B? 243 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,280 Flash. 244 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,490 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by mass. 245 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:28,960 Nope. Peter. You still with us? 246 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,960 PETER: Uh, uh, yeah, yeah. 247 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,620 Uh... 248 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,880 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine. 249 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,220 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong. 250 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,720 [WHISPERING] You're dead. 251 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,470 [♪♪♪] 252 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,440 MR. COBWELL: Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr... 253 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,230 ...but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing... 254 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,690 ...about his discoveries regarding quantum theory. 255 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,690 [♪♪♪] 256 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,780 [CHATTERING] 257 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:06,820 [CHATTERING] 258 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,710 Did Liz get a new top? 259 00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:12,620 NED: No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt. 260 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,630 GIRL 1: Liz, hey. That looks so good. - Hi! 261 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:18,420 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy. 262 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,840 00:14:14,690 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up. 288 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,650 That is false. 289 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:20,190 What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes? 290 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,910 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 291 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,070 [♪♪♪] 292 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,580 PETER: Hey, what's up? - Hey, man. 293 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,880 What's up, Mr. Delmar? 294 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,590 Hey, Mr. Parker. 295 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,970 Number five, right? 296 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:48,630 Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. 297 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,270 You got it, boss. 298 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:51,970 How's your aunt? 299 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,640 Yeah, she's all right. 300 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:57,350 [IN SPANISH] She's a very hot Italian woman. 301 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,560 [IN SPANISH] How's your daughter? 302 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,190 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 303 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,330 - [IN ENGLISH] Ten dollars. - [IN ENGLISH] It's 5 dollars. 304 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,080 - For that comment, 10 dollars. - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. 305 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,580 Here's 5 dollars. 306 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,620 What's up, Murph? 307 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,780 00:16:17,970 [RAT SQUEALS] 322 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,030 [♪♪♪] 323 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,660 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 324 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,540 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 325 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,580 Ahh, finally. 326 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,340 [WOMAN YELLS] 327 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,260 [WOMAN TALKS INDISTINCTLY] 328 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:46,090 MAN 1: What's the matter with you? - Could you hold this? 329 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,220 - Thanks. MAN 2: Aah! 330 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:51,930 Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? 331 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,510 - Hey, buddy, is this your bike? 00:17:25,040 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 344 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,590 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 345 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,670 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 346 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,380 ♪ Pulsating to the backbeat ♪ 347 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,010 - Hey, buddy. - Unh! 348 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,220 [CAR ALARM HONKING] 349 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,530 - Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumb-ass! 350 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,270 [YELLING] Hey! Shut that off! 351 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,480 - Can you tell him it's my car? PETER: I was... 352 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,190 - I work at nights. Come on. - That's not your car! 353 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,480 - That's his car. PETER: How was I supposed to know? 354 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,170 - He was putting that in the window! - Every day with these alarms! 355 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:53,030 MAN: Shut it off! - Don't make me come down there, punk. 356 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:55,870 Hey, Gary. How you doing? 357 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:57,910 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother? 358 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,250 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪ 359 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,910 ♪ Hey, ho, let's go ♪♪ 360 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,550 [PETER GRUNTS] 361 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,750 I'm good, I'm good. 362 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,520 00:19:04,850 MAN 1: Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy. 383 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,860 - Told you it was worth it. MAN 2: Okay, go, go, go. 384 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,730 MAN 3: Oh, nice. 385 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,450 We can hit, like, five more places tonight. 386 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:27,870 [CLEARS THROAT] 387 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,510 What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number? 388 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,920 Whoa, you're the Avengers. 389 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,000 What are you guys doing here? 390 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,680 [ALL GRUNTING] 391 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:38,760 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. 392 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,010 Unh! 393 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,430 I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. 394 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,520 Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. 395 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,400 [ALL GRUNTING] 396 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,350 Hey... 397 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,520 [VOICE FUZZING] Oh, this feels so weird. 398 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,950 [ALL GRUNTING] 399 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,610 [IN NORMAL VOICE] What is that thing? 400 00:19:55,770 --> 00:20:00,030 [VOICE FUZZING] I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers. 401 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,660 00:20:23,010 PETER: No. Wait, wait, wait! 411 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,940 Mr. Delmar. 412 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,440 [♪♪♪] 413 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,850 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello? 414 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,060 [WHEEZING AND COUGHING] 415 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,740 [SIRENS WAILING] 416 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,870 Oh, come on. 417 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,530 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 418 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,750 PETER: I gotta... 419 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,000 [MURPHY MEOWS] 420 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,880 - Here, here. - Good, yeah. 421 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,380 [SIRENS WAILING] 422 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,380 Okay. Good. Yes. 423 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,920 Yes... No. No, put that down. 424 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,430 That's worth more than you or me. 425 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,680 [PHONE BUZZES] 426 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,840 - Yeah? - The craziest thing just happened. 427 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,470 These guys were robbing an ATM... 428 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,990 - ...with high-tech weapons... - Take a breath. I don't have time... 429 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,890 - ...for ATM robberies... - Yeah, but... 430 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:10,310 ...or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. 431 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,190 Everything's gotta be out next week. 432 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,980 - Wait. You're moving? Who's moving? - Yeah, don't you watch the news? 433 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,450 Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate... 434 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:22,830 - ...where hopefully cell service is worse. - But what about me? 435 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:24,740 - What about you? - Unh! 436 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,950 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? 437 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:31,580 - Can I please talk to Mr. Stark? - Stay away from anything dangerous. 438 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:34,500 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay? 439 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,250 [GRUNTS] 440 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,880 I am responsible. I... Oh, crap. 441 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,470 - My backpack's gone. - That doesn't sound responsible. 442 00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:44,630 - I'll call you back. - Feel free not to. 443 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,340 [SIGHS] 444 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,510 [♪♪♪] 445 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,230 [DOOR CLOSES] 446 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:37,940 [SIGHS] 447 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,780 MAY: What was that? 448 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:49,320 Uh, it's nothing. Nothing. 449 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:51,210 You're the Spider-Man. 450 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,210 - From YouTube. - I'm not. I'm not. 451 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,810 - You were on the ceiling. - No. What are you doing in my room? 452 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,830 May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star. 453 00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:01,130 You can't just bust into my room! 454 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:04,010 Ha-ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. 455 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:06,800 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai? 456 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,220 - Yes. - No. He's got a thing. 457 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:10,980 A thing to do after. 458 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,020 Okay. 459 00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:15,850 Maybe put on some clothes. 460 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,350 - Oh, she doesn't know? - Nobody knows. 461 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,770 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it. 462 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:25,160 [WHISPERING] Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger? 463 00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:27,910 Yeah, basically. 464 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,330 Whoa... 465 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:32,370 You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret. 466 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:34,510 - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Secret? Why? - You know what she's like. 467 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,610 If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this. 468 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:38,920 Come on, Ned, please. 469 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,800 Okay, okay. okay. 470 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,680 I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret. 471 00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:45,730 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 472 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,430 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now. 473 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:52,340 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, I... Please. 474 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,550 [♪♪♪] 475 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,390 - Okay. - Just swear it, okay? 476 00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:58,900 I swear. 477 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,110 - Thank you. - Yeah. 478 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,190 I can't believe this is happening now. 479 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:04,610 - Can I try the suit on? - No. 480 00:24:04,770 --> 00:24:06,750 How's it work? Magnets? How do you shoot the strings? 481 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:08,990 - I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. - Great. 482 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:11,120 Okay, well, wait, then. 483 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,780 How do you do this and the Stark internship? 484 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:18,040 This is the Stark internship. 485 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,250 - Oh. - Just get out of here. 486 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,470 00:24:39,850 You know I larb you. 492 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,060 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. 493 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,270 A lot of work. 494 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,690 The Stark internship. 495 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,490 I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. 496 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,910 You're distracted all the time. He's got you in your head. 497 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:56,840 00:27:09,740 NED: I bet he smells nice. PETER: You have to shut up. 552 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:12,510 Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa? 553 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:14,590 Ned, just, shh, okay? 554 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:18,260 - Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? - What? 555 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:20,970 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset... 556 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,980 ...telling the other guy where to go? 557 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:25,980 If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. 558 00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,730 There'd be screens around me, and I could swivel around. 559 00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:31,990 - I could be your guy in the chair. - I don't need a guy in the chair. 560 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,820 Looking good, Parker. 561 00:27:35,730 --> 00:27:39,490 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor... 562 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:41,530 ...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk. 563 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,540 Well, what about the Spider-Man? 564 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,920 LIZ: It's just "Spider-Man." 565 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,300 Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys. 566 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,300 Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider-Man. 567 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,550 No way. 568 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:53,760 - Kind of. - Oh, gross. 569 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,980 - He's probably 30. - You don't know what he looks like. 570 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,970 Like, what if he's seriously burned? 571 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:01,850 I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside. 572 00:28:02,010 --> 00:28:03,890 Peter knows Spider-Man. 573 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,850 No, I don't. No. I... I mean... 574 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:11,360 They're friends. 575 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,490 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends. Heh. 576 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,370 I've met him, yeah. A couple times. 577 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:18,910 But it's, um... 578 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,950 ...through the Stark internship. Mm-hm. 579 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,580 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it. 580 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,620 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? 581 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:30,460 Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right? 582 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:33,920 Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come. 583 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,510 - Having a party? FLASH: Yeah, it's gonna be dope. 584 00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,900 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man. 585 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,170 - Um... - It's okay. 586 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,060 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so... 587 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:46,060 Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker? 588 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,890 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 589 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,560 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 590 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:53,900 What are you doing? 591 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:55,560 Helping you out. 592 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:57,320 Did you not hear her? 593 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,950 Liz has a crush on you. 594 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,450 Dude, you're an Avenger. 595 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:08,490 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you. 596 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,160 [♪♪♪] 597 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,300 MAY: House party in the suburbs. 598 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,840 Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous. 599 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,630 - It'll be a night to remember. - Oh, ha-ha-ha. 600 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,520 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat. 601 00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:25,640 - Yeah, it gives me confidence. - Heh. 602 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,020 This is a mistake. 603 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:28,430 Hey, let's just go home. 604 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,060 Oh, Peter. 605 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,980 I know. I know it's really hard... 606 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,400 ...trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. 607 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,610 It's flowering now. 608 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,190 Uh-huh. Heh, heh. 609 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:41,860 He's so stressed out lately. 610 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,620 What helps with stress is a party. 611 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:46,660 - We should go to the party. - Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go. 612 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,710 Peter. 613 00:29:50,410 --> 00:29:52,630 - Have fun, okay? Okay. - I will. 614 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:53,790 Bye, May. 615 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:55,580 [CAR DOOR CLOSES AND ENGINE STARTS] 616 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:56,750 GIRL: Come dance with me! 617 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,760 Dude, you have the suit, right? 618 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,170 - Yeah. - This is gonna change our lives. 619 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,380 00:31:37,810 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. 655 00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:40,150 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? 656 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:41,610 He must be around..." 657 00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:42,900 [SIGHS] 658 00:31:46,690 --> 00:31:49,570 God, this is stupid. What am I doing? 659 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:54,080 [EXPLOSION] 660 00:31:58,660 --> 00:31:59,790 What the hell? 661 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,220 [♪♪♪] 662 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,060 Whoo! Unh! 663 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,390 [EXHALES] 664 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,560 [PANTING LOUDLY] 665 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:22,360 This sucks. 666 00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:27,650 Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. 667 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:31,910 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. 668 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:33,370 Here. You try. 669 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,330 I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man? 670 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,590 BRICE: Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? 671 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,540 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. 672 00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:48,760 Okay, I got, uh, black-hole grenades, Chitauri railguns... 673 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,080 SCHULTZ: You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. 674 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:54,800 Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons. 675 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:58,230 Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff. 676 00:32:58,390 --> 00:33:02,770 I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time. 677 00:33:02,930 --> 00:33:05,150 I got antigrav climbers. 678 00:33:05,310 --> 00:33:06,440 Yo, climbers? 679 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,700 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYING] 680 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:10,200 Okay, what the hell is that? 681 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:14,370 - Did you set us up? - Hey, hey, man. 682 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:16,200 [♪♪♪] 683 00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:20,710 Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me. 684 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:22,000 All right. 685 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,210 Unh! 686 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:25,920 PETER: Aah! Aah! 687 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,300 [BOTH GRUNT] 688 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,500 [♪♪♪] 689 00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:33,590 [LAUGHS] 690 00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:36,640 What was that? 691 00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,190 Oh, no, no! Unh! 692 00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:45,150 What...? Aah! 693 00:33:45,350 --> 00:33:47,570 [PANTING] 694 00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:50,950 - We gotta call him. - No, no, no. 695 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,870 Aah! Unh! 696 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,030 [WEAPON POWERS UP] 697 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:58,050 SCHULTZ: Did you just do it again? 698 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,250 - Shut up. - I'm calling him. 699 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:01,870 [BUZZING] 700 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,210 Toomes' phone. 701 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,580 [WEAPON FIRES AND BRICE WHOOPS] 702 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:13,880 MASON: Boss. 703 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,270 Oh, my butt! Unh! 704 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,800 00:35:10,730 PETER: Great movie! 719 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,490 [GIRL SCREAMS] 720 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:15,280 [GRUNTING] 721 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,240 Ugh... on, hey, guys. 722 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,370 BOTH: Aah! PETER: No! No! 723 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:23,340 PETER [ON RECORDING]: Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message. 724 00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:24,410 00:36:06,410 [PETER SCREAMS] 739 00:36:09,870 --> 00:36:12,170 [PANTING] 740 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,970 [SCREAMING] 741 00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:23,020 [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 742 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:39,230 [♪♪♪] 743 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,490 Huh? 744 00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:44,950 Oh, hey. 745 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:51,460 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster... 746 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:55,170 ...and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me. 747 00:36:55,670 --> 00:36:58,170 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit? 748 00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,180 00:38:25,350 That's awesome. 784 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:31,440 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about? 785 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,100 [♪♪♪] 786 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:39,440 [LOW HUMMING] 787 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:43,740 Whoa. 788 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,030 [WEAPON HUMMING] 789 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:48,040 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYS] 790 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:52,160 Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back. 791 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,550 Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen. 792 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,920 00:39:48,060 Idiots. 804 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,010 Idiots. 805 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,720 Idiots! 806 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:53,600 MASON: Boss? 807 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:57,230 Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light. 808 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,810 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone? 809 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,230 Oh. Sorry. You left it out. 810 00:40:01,390 --> 00:40:03,240 You know I'm a curious person by nature. 811 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:08,280 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal. 812 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,490 Huh? 813 00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:12,530 In case you want to, you know, go for the big one? 814 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,750 You're still on that? I told you, no. 815 00:40:14,910 --> 00:40:16,460 The answer's no. Forget it. 816 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:18,880 00:40:57,120 Ah, whatever, old man. Come on. 829 00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:00,000 Look. 830 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,580 Look. 831 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,420 I know you don't give a crap about anything. 832 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:06,210 But I do. 833 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,510 I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after. 834 00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:12,890 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 835 00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:16,560 You know what? 836 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,390 I can't afford your bullshit. 837 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,020 - Get out of here. - What? 838 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,480 - You're done. You're off the crew. - Yeah, all right. 839 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:26,400 All right. Heh. 840 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,990 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? 841 00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:30,990 With everything I know. 842 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:34,790 - Excuse me? - Uh, I'm just saying... 843 00:41:35,110 --> 00:41:38,790 ...maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from. 844 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,200 - You know what? - What? 845 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:42,750 You're right. 846 00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:44,380 - That work? - I don't know. 847 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,210 I can't afford that. 848 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:49,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 849 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,390 [WEAPON POWERS DOWN] 850 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:58,050 Damn. 851 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,020 - I thought this was the antigravity gun. - What? 852 00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:04,270 No, that's that one. 853 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:08,150 [♪♪♪] 854 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,790 Here. 855 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:23,950 Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost. 856 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,170 All right. 857 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,920 Oh. 858 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,390 NED: Hey, thanks for bailing on me. 859 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:38,520 Yeah, well, something came up. 860 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,890 What is that? 861 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,850 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it. 862 00:42:43,010 --> 00:42:44,480 - Seriously? - Yeah. 863 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,110 Awesome. 864 00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:49,360 I mean, not awesome. Heh, totally uncool of that guy. 865 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,320 So scary. 866 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,320 Well, look, I think it's... 867 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,950 ...a power source. 868 00:42:56,110 --> 00:42:58,700 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. 869 00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:02,080 That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush. 870 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,290 Whoever's making these weapons is combining alien tech with ours. 871 00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:09,330 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. 872 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:12,550 I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey... 873 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:15,090 ...into this amazing... 874 00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:20,720 Keep your fingers clear of the blades. 875 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,970 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it. 876 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:27,360 NED: We'll go to the lab after class and run tests. 877 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,810 Let's do it. 878 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,650 [♪♪♪] 879 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,570 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer. 880 00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:41,210 We gotta come up with a better name than "glowy thingy." 881 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,460 You're right. 882 00:43:43,950 --> 00:43:45,080 Crap. 883 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:47,920 00:44:18,070 What are you doing? 896 00:44:18,230 --> 00:44:19,430 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Nothing. Heh. 897 00:44:19,570 --> 00:44:21,820 - Oh. - Yeah. You good? 898 00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:23,040 Chess. 899 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,790 [♪♪♪] 900 00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:29,420 RANDY: Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were? 901 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,670 It's saying there was an energy pulse here. 902 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:33,300 RANDY: There's no sign of the weapon. 903 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:36,380 - And even if it was here, now it's gone. - So are we. 904 00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:44,090 [♪♪♪] 905 00:45:08,990 --> 00:45:11,920 This is so awesome. 906 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,920 I know, right? 907 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,920 They're in Brooklyn. 908 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:25,060 Staten Island. 909 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:30,610 [CLANKING AND WHIRRING] 910 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,690 Leaving Jersey. 911 00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:36,730 [♪♪♪] 912 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,900 [BEEPING] 913 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,900 They stopped. 914 00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:44,030 Huh. 915 00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:45,750 Maryland? 916 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,160 - What's there? - I don't know. 917 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,370 Evil lair? Heh. 918 00:45:49,910 --> 00:45:51,960 - They have a lair? - A gang with alien guns... 919 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,920 ...run by a guy with wings? Yeah. 920 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,500 Badass. 921 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,540 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away? 922 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,390 It's not too far from D.C. 923 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,590 - Hey, it's Peter. - Guys. 924 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:06,810 - Peter? - Hey, buddy. 925 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:08,850 I was hoping I could rejoin the team. 926 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:10,640 No, no way. You can't quit on us... 927 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:13,430 ...stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone. 928 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,480 Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate. 929 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,990 - What? - He's taking your place. 930 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,520 Excuse me, can we go already? 931 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:23,490 I was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner. 932 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,120 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus. 933 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,910 [♪♪♪] 934 00:46:28,070 --> 00:46:31,670 00:47:30,720 - Everyone stick together. - Yeah. 956 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:33,060 CHARLES: You kidding me? This place is huge. 957 00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:35,810 FLASH: I've seen bigger. - There's a bird in here. 958 00:47:35,970 --> 00:47:39,230 - Hey, you brought your laptop, right? - Why? 959 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,150 [♪♪♪] 960 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:47,070 [WHIRS THEN CHIRPING] 961 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,650 Peter... 962 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:51,820 ...why are we removing the tracker from your suit? 963 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,200 Uh... 964 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:56,500 ...I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again... 965 00:47:56,660 --> 00:47:59,580 ...and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it. 966 00:47:59,750 --> 00:48:01,590 So you're lying to Iron Man now? 967 00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,380 No, I'm not lying. 968 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:06,170 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. 969 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,220 PETER: Ah... 970 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,260 Gotcha. 971 00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:16,600 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp. 972 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,980 There's a ton of other subsystems in here... 973 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,020 - Hmm? - ...but they're all disabled... 974 00:48:24,190 --> 00:48:26,410 ...by the Training Wheels Protocol. 975 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,690 What? 976 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:31,490 "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off. 977 00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:34,580 I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason. 978 00:48:34,990 --> 00:48:37,330 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels. 979 00:48:37,490 --> 00:48:39,870 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. 980 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,340 - It's not cool. - But you are a kid. 981 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,590 A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. 982 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:48,510 Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal? 983 00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:51,640 Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. 984 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,550 I can handle it. Ned, come on. 985 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,440 - I don't think this is a good idea. - The guy in the chair. 986 00:48:56,890 --> 00:48:59,060 - Don't do that. - Come on. 987 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:00,860 00:49:41,660 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You don't need to. You're the smartest guy I've ever met. 1000 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,980 And besides... 1001 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:46,940 ...um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale. 1002 00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:48,110 Hmm? 1003 00:49:48,270 --> 00:49:50,490 Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so... 1004 00:49:50,650 --> 00:49:52,900 I... I heard it in a TED Talk. 1005 00:49:53,070 --> 00:49:54,990 And I read a coaching book. 1006 00:49:56,070 --> 00:49:58,170 Wow, you really... This is really important to you. 1007 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,200 Yeah. It's our future. 1008 00:50:00,370 --> 00:50:01,790 I'm not gonna screw it up. 1009 00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:06,710 Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11. 1010 00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:10,130 - So get your trunks on and come on. CHARLES: Come on. 1011 00:50:10,290 --> 00:50:12,420 SALLY: Come on. LIZ: I'm coming, I'm coming. 1012 00:50:12,590 --> 00:50:13,640 CINDY: Let's go. 1013 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,730 [♪♪♪] 1014 00:50:27,310 --> 00:50:28,730 [SIGHS] 1015 00:50:37,530 --> 00:50:39,780 SPIDER SUIT: Good evening, Peter. - Hello? Hello? 1016 00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:42,870 Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol... 1017 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,580 ...and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities. 1018 00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,340 Ah, thank you. 1019 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,340 Where would you like to take me tonight? 1020 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,220 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy. 1021 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:54,430 Tracker located. 1022 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,130 Plotting course to intercept target. 1023 00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:00,390 As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine. 1024 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,640 [♪♪♪] 1025 00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:06,430 [♪♪♪] 1026 00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:11,110 00:51:51,360 I could catch them red-handed. This is awesome. 1044 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,960 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Okay, I'll get closer to see what's happening. 1045 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:56,700 Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode? 1046 00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:59,200 Uh, "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah. 1047 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,830 Activating Instant Kill. 1048 00:52:00,990 --> 00:52:03,080 No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody. 1049 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,540 Deactivating Instant Kill. 1050 00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:06,790 [♪♪♪] 1051 00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:08,330 00:53:29,910 [♪♪♪] 1081 00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,760 Dropping down. 1082 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:42,260 No outgoing distress signals. You're clear. 1083 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:47,520 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here. 1084 00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:58,820 Whoa, cool. It's like some kind of matter phase shifter. 1085 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,370 All right, coming up. 1086 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,830 Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you. 1087 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,620 Oh, God. 1088 00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:24,940 - Suit lady, what was that?! SPIDER SUIT: You told me to choose. 1089 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,470 What? No, just set everything back to normal. 1090 00:54:28,970 --> 00:54:30,890 Activating all systems. 1091 00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:42,230 [WHIRRING AND RUMBLING] 1092 00:54:47,490 --> 00:54:48,830 My head. 1093 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,870 SPIDER SUIT: You appear to have a mild concussion. 1094 00:54:53,990 --> 00:54:57,170 Hey, so where am I right now? 1095 00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:58,460 I'm not sure. 1096 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,170 The container walls are hindering my sensors. 1097 00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,720 [♪♪♪] 1098 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,220 Wait a minute. 1099 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:07,930 They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. 1100 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,850 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. 1101 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,270 Three, two, one. 1102 00:55:17,390 --> 00:55:19,270 [PANTING] 1103 00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:22,530 What is this place? 1104 00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:23,940 Suit lady, where am I? 1105 00:55:24,110 --> 00:55:27,030 You're in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard. 1106 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,790 The Damage Control deep-storage vault. 1107 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:32,170 No. Seriously? Argh! 1108 00:55:32,370 --> 00:55:34,330 [GRUNTING] 1109 00:55:34,490 --> 00:55:36,790 The door will most likely remain closed until morning. 1110 00:55:36,950 --> 00:55:38,250 Morning? 1111 00:55:38,410 --> 00:55:43,510 Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know? 1112 00:55:43,670 --> 00:55:45,970 I think I should probably give you a name. 1113 00:55:46,130 --> 00:55:48,470 Like Liz. No, no, no. 1114 00:55:48,630 --> 00:55:50,630 God, that's... That's weird. 1115 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,180 What about Karen? 1116 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,570 SPIDER SUIT: You can call me Karen if you would like. 1117 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,730 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? 1118 00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:00,810 [GASPS] What? 1119 00:56:00,980 --> 00:56:02,900 Maybe we should run that refresher course. 1120 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,660 KAREN: Ricochet web. - Ricochet web. 1121 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:08,290 - Whoa. Cool. - Splitter web. 1122 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,320 - Web grenade. - Web grenade! 1123 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,750 Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man? 1124 00:56:16,910 --> 00:56:18,000 Who is Liz? 1125 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,790 Who's Liz? Heh. She's... Heh, heh. 1126 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,420 She's the best. She's awesome. 1127 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:25,300 She's just a girl who goes to my school. 1128 00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,510 And, uh... 1129 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:30,600 Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? 1130 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,980 "Hey, I'm Spider-Man." 1131 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,260 What's weird about that? 1132 00:56:35,430 --> 00:56:37,480 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? 1133 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,640 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me. 1134 00:56:39,810 --> 00:56:43,360 Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all. 1135 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,020 Thanks, Karen. 1136 00:56:45,190 --> 00:56:47,940 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. 1137 00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:49,950 Hey, how long we been here anyways? 1138 00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,990 - Thirty-seven minutes. - What?! 1139 00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:53,870 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane. 1140 00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:57,710 I cannot take this anymore. I got to... I gotta get out of here. 1141 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:02,460 There's got to be something in here I can use. 1142 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,250 Okay, let's see. 1143 00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:06,960 Nope. 1144 00:57:08,170 --> 00:57:09,340 That's awesome. 1145 00:57:09,550 --> 00:57:11,050 Oh. 1146 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:12,450 Hey, it's like the glowy thing. 1147 00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:15,600 That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core. 1148 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,760 You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb? 1149 00:57:17,930 --> 00:57:21,650 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state. 1150 00:57:21,810 --> 00:57:22,860 [BEEPS] 1151 00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:24,480 No, no, no. 1152 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,360 [PANTING] 1153 00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:28,190 [GRUNTS] 1154 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,240 Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey! 1155 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,400 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. 1156 00:57:34,070 --> 00:57:36,070 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it. 1157 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,740 Trial unsuccessful. 1158 00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:39,340 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence. 1159 00:57:39,370 --> 00:57:41,170 [♪♪♪] 1160 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,290 00:58:44,480 Zero. 1180 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,690 That is correct. 1181 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,730 Midtown takes the championship. 1182 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:52,240 FLASH: Woo-hoo! We won. LIZ: You guys, I am so proud of you. 1183 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,570 FLASH: Told you we didn't need Peter. NED: Flash, you didn't answer a question. 1184 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:58,710 - Taking it all in, Michelle? - Oh, yeah, I just, um... 1185 00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:01,260 I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves. 1186 00:59:01,370 --> 00:59:03,840 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by... 1187 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,410 [♪♪♪] 1188 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,340 Okay. 1189 00:59:08,790 --> 00:59:10,960 - Enjoy your book. - Thanks. 1190 00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:13,390 [YODELING RINGTONE PLAYS] 1191 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,010 - Oh, Ned, you're alive. - Peter, are you okay? 1192 00:59:16,170 --> 00:59:17,770 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing? 1193 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,520 - It's safe. It's in my backpack. - Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous. 1194 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,400 You missed the decathlon. I covered for you. 1195 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:25,350 - Listen. - We're at the Washington Monument. 1196 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,890 - Peter, is that you? - Hey, Liz. 1197 00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:28,620 00:59:46,960 Liz? Liz! Damn it. 1206 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,160 [♪♪♪] 1207 00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:52,760 Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled? 1208 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,630 [GRUNTS] 1209 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:02,720 The Washington Monument is 555 feet, five and one-eighth inches tall. 1210 01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:04,310 [♪♪♪] 1211 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:07,480 Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone. 1212 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:17,320 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there? 1213 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,920 KAREN: The Chitauri core has detonated... 1214 01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:22,130 ...and caused severe structural damage to the elevator. 1215 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,510 - Oh, no. - My friends are up there. 1216 01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:26,080 What? Uh, don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay. 1217 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,340 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall. 1218 01:00:31,870 --> 01:00:33,970 [ALL GASPING] 1219 01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,920 Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling. 1220 01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:37,590 LIZ: Just stay calm, everyone. 1221 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:39,430 Oh, we are all going to die here. 1222 01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:44,720 KAREN: Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure. 1223 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,390 We're freaking screwed. 1224 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,680 Okay, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working. 1225 01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:52,270 KAREN: The safety systems are completely failing. 1226 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,110 We're very safe in here. 1227 01:00:54,270 --> 01:00:56,870 KAREN: The occupants are in imminent mortal danger. 1228 01:00:57,020 --> 01:00:58,120 Going as fast as I can! 1229 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:01,570 [ALL CLAMORING] 1230 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,470 MAN 1: Let's go. MAN 2: Give me your hand. 1231 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:12,900 01:01:41,910 Keep coming, keep coming. 1242 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,990 [♪♪♪] 1243 01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:52,130 [GROANS] 1244 01:01:52,950 --> 01:01:54,750 [WIND WHISTLING] 1245 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,960 Okay. Oh, my God. 1246 01:01:58,130 --> 01:01:59,800 Okay. 1247 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,650 KAREN: What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window. 1248 01:02:03,670 --> 01:02:05,430 - Why are you hesitating? - It's fine. 1249 01:02:05,590 --> 01:02:07,310 I've just never been this high before. 1250 01:02:07,470 --> 01:02:09,640 You have also not reinstalled your parachute... 1251 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,520 ...so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal. 1252 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,980 Oh. 1253 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:15,610 Perfect. 1254 01:02:15,770 --> 01:02:17,360 Oh, my God. 1255 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,690 [GRUNTS] 1256 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,020 Why is it not breaking? 1257 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:23,870 It's four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum. 1258 01:02:43,090 --> 01:02:45,430 OFFICER 1: This is D.C. Metro Police. Identify yourself. 1259 01:02:45,590 --> 01:02:47,180 PETER: My friends are in there! Stop! 1260 01:02:47,340 --> 01:02:49,090 Return to the ground immediately. 1261 01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:51,260 - Okay, who's next? FLASH: Me, it's my turn. 1262 01:02:51,430 --> 01:02:53,270 NED: Flash, seriously? What are you doing? 1263 01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:56,400 - Come on. LIZ: Don't worry about the trophy. 1264 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,110 [ALL YELLING] 1265 01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:05,030 OFFICER 1: Stand down! 1266 01:03:05,190 --> 01:03:07,950 Return to the ground immediately. 1267 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,120 Return to the ground or we will open fire! 1268 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,130 OFFICER 2: Go up, go up. 1269 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,330 01:04:12,810 - Big guy, quit moving around. - I'm sorry, sir. 1281 01:04:13,510 --> 01:04:15,390 [SIRENS WAILING] 1282 01:04:16,430 --> 01:04:17,480 MAN: Let's go, let's go! 1283 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,400 Okay, okay. 1284 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,530 LIZ: Mr. Harrington, go. HARRINGTON: Ned, come on. 1285 01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:28,490 PETER: This is your stop. - Come on, Liz. 1286 01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:31,580 01:04:53,940 [IN NEW YORK ACCENT] So is everyone okay? 1296 01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:57,180 KAREN: This is your chance, Peter. 1297 01:04:57,350 --> 01:04:59,190 Kiss her. 1298 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,440 [CLANGING] 1299 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,610 Thank you. 1300 01:05:07,610 --> 01:05:10,160 Are you really friends with Peter Parker? 1301 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:22,000 I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck... 1302 01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,750 Yeah, damn it. 1303 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:27,490 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right? 1304 01:05:27,630 --> 01:05:29,630 Yeah, but then that's it. 1305 01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:33,220 Oh. 1306 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,850 Maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal. 1307 01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:37,740 - Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job. 1308 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,260 No. 1309 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,020 Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those... 1310 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:48,240 ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower. 1311 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:53,120 And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up. 1312 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,950 And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. 1313 01:05:58,450 --> 01:06:00,000 Really? 1314 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:02,330 I'm gonna kill him. 1315 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,540 - I'm gonna find him... - I found him. 1316 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,140 1371 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,680 I was wondering if you could help me. 1372 01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:54,350 I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night... 1373 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,840 ...but I can only remember part of a license plate. 1374 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,800 I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter. 1375 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,470 - Footage? - Yes, Peter. 1376 01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:03,510 I record everything you see. 1377 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:04,800 - Everything? - Everything. 1378 01:09:04,970 --> 01:09:07,310 - All the time? - It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol. 1379 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:11,020 Yeah, of course it is. Um... 1380 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,070 - Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday. - With pleasure. 1381 01:09:14,230 --> 01:09:16,250 PETER [ON VIDEO]: Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. 1382 01:09:16,270 --> 01:09:18,870 Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. 1383 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,990 No, no, no. This is just me messing around. 1384 01:09:21,150 --> 01:09:22,870 Go later in the day, later in the day. 1385 01:09:23,030 --> 01:09:25,200 PETER [IN BRITISH ACCENT]: It is I, Thor, son of Odin. 1386 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,830 No, no, no. That's definitely... 1387 01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:28,720 That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. 1388 01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:32,250 KAREN: Your impressions are funny. - Fast-forward to the arms deal. 1389 01:09:32,410 --> 01:09:33,710 Okay. 1390 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:35,500 The two on the right, who are they? 1391 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:37,390 KAREN: Searching law-enforcement databases. 1392 01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:40,250 No records found for two of the individuals. 1393 01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:42,520 - Nothing? KAREN: One individual identified. 1394 01:09:42,670 --> 01:09:44,800 Aaron Davis, age 33. 1395 01:09:44,970 --> 01:09:47,810 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens. 1396 01:09:47,970 --> 01:09:49,220 Let's pay him a visit. 1397 01:09:49,390 --> 01:09:52,730 KAREN: Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol? 1398 01:09:52,890 --> 01:09:53,980 Uh, yeah. 1399 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,950 - [IN DEEP VOICE] Remember me? - Hey... 1400 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,960 I need information. You'll give it to me now. 1401 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,840 - All right, chill. - Come on! 1402 01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:18,210 - What happened to your voice? - What do you mean? 1403 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:20,600 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like. 1404 01:10:20,630 --> 01:10:23,600 I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a... I'm a man. 1405 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,600 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl... 1406 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,430 I'm not a girl. I'm a man. 1407 01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:29,940 Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? 1408 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,400 I need to know. Give me names or else. 1409 01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:40,360 - You ain't ever done this before, huh? - Deactivate Interrogation Mode. 1410 01:10:41,730 --> 01:10:42,810 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Look, man. 1411 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:46,160 These guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. 1412 01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,740 They can't be out on the streets. 1413 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,080 If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half... 1414 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,840 - You know Delmar's? - Yeah, best sandwich in Queens. 1415 01:10:52,990 --> 01:10:55,210 - Sub Haven's pretty good. - Eh, it's too much bread. 1416 01:10:55,370 --> 01:10:57,500 - I like bread. - Come on, man, please. 1417 01:10:59,830 --> 01:11:02,550 Stupid Interrogation Mode. Karen, don't ever do that again. 1418 01:11:02,710 --> 01:11:06,180 The other night, you told that dude, "if you shoot somebody, shoot me." 1419 01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:07,810 It's pretty ballsy. 1420 01:11:07,970 --> 01:11:10,020 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. 1421 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,560 I got a nephew who live here. 1422 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,020 Who are these guys? 1423 01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:16,140 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings? 1424 01:11:16,270 --> 01:11:18,590 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. 1425 01:11:18,690 --> 01:11:20,650 I don't know who he is or where he is. 1426 01:11:21,940 --> 01:11:23,410 [PETER SIGHS] 1427 01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:27,120 - I do know where he's gonna be. - Really? 1428 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,530 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with... 1429 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,120 ...he's supposed to be doing a deal with him. 1430 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,910 Yes! Yes. 1431 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,670 - Thank... - Hey. Hey. Hey. 1432 01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:38,130 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location. 1433 01:11:38,290 --> 01:11:40,790 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just... 1434 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,210 Yeah. 1435 01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:44,550 - Where is it? - Can I give you some advice? 1436 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,760 - Hmm? - You gotta get better at this part of the job. 1437 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,390 I don't understand. 1438 01:11:49,550 --> 01:11:50,930 I'm intimidating. 1439 01:11:51,090 --> 01:11:53,970 - Staten Island Ferry, 11. - Oh, that's soon. 1440 01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,860 That's gonna dissolve in two hours. 1441 01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,610 No, no, no. Come fix this. 1442 01:11:58,770 --> 01:12:00,580 - Two hours. You deserve that. - I got ice cream in here. 1443 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,200 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 1444 01:12:14,740 --> 01:12:16,740 [GRUNTING] 1445 01:12:17,830 --> 01:12:19,130 Nice. 1446 01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:25,040 Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode. 1447 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,260 KAREN: Sure thing. 1448 01:12:26,630 --> 01:12:28,760 01:13:46,130 - Don't answer. - Mr. Parker. Got a sec? 1466 01:13:46,290 --> 01:13:48,720 - Uh, I'm actually at school. KAREN: No, you're not. 1467 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,760 - Nice work in D. C. - Okay. 1468 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,640 My dad never really gave me a lot of support... 1469 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,970 ...and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame. 1470 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,450 Uh, I'm in the middle of something. 1471 01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:58,990 Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. 1472 01:13:59,010 --> 01:14:00,640 Anyway, great things are about to... 1473 01:14:00,850 --> 01:14:02,150 [FERRY HORN BLARING] 1474 01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:04,770 TONY: What is that? - Uh, I'm at band practice. 1475 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:09,610 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What's up? 1476 01:14:09,770 --> 01:14:11,990 - I gotta go. Uh, end call. - Hey. 1477 01:14:12,150 --> 01:14:13,280 I'll take those! 1478 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:15,330 Yoink. 1479 01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:20,250 Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal ferry was at 10:{\c}30. You missed it. 1480 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:22,450 [ALL GRUNTING] 1481 01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:30,880 01:15:11,300 [♪♪♪] 1493 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:18,520 Get out of the way. Get out of the way! 1494 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,810 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No. 1495 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,520 Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move! 1496 01:15:31,150 --> 01:15:32,550 - Move. TOOMES: Get to the top deck. 1497 01:15:32,690 --> 01:15:34,240 We're getting out of here. 1498 01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:15,410 Activate Taser web! 1499 01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:29,880 You're messing with things you don't understand. 1500 01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:42,760 [ALL SCREAMING] 1501 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,040 Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen... 1502 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:14,460 ...give me an x-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. 1503 01:17:17,290 --> 01:17:19,340 Web grenade. Web grenade. 1504 01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,390 Splitter web, go. 1505 01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:25,550 [GRUNTING] 1506 01:17:42,070 --> 01:17:44,070 [PANTING] 1507 01:17:51,450 --> 01:17:54,580 KAREN: Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful. 1508 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:58,000 - Ninety-eight? - Yeah, Spider-Man! 1509 01:17:59,170 --> 01:18:01,760 No, no, no. 1510 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,390 [CAR ALARM BLARES THEN FIZZLES] 1511 01:18:11,470 --> 01:18:13,400 [ALL SHOUTING] 1512 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,320 No! 1513 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,490 01:27:22,490 ♪ You let me down ♪ 1665 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:29,870 You must be Peter. 1666 01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:31,830 Yeah. 1667 01:27:31,990 --> 01:27:33,540 I'm Liz's dad. 1668 01:27:33,700 --> 01:27:35,200 Put her there. 1669 01:27:35,790 --> 01:27:37,330 Hell of a grip. 1670 01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,800 Come on in here. Come on. 1671 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,570 Hi, Peter. 1672 01:28:05,230 --> 01:28:06,830 You look very handsome. 1673 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,490 PETER: Thank you. 1674 01:28:08,650 --> 01:28:10,780 You got his name right? 1675 01:28:10,950 --> 01:28:12,320 - Freddie? - Peter. 1676 01:28:12,490 --> 01:28:13,710 - Peter. Peter. - Heh. 1677 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:15,830 I'm gonna go get Liz. 1678 01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,790 Okay. 1679 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:24,970 You all right, Pete? 1680 01:28:25,130 --> 01:28:26,250 Yeah. 1681 01:28:26,630 --> 01:28:29,010 Because you look pale. 1682 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,310 You want something to drink? 1683 01:28:32,470 --> 01:28:34,720 A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that? 1684 01:28:34,890 --> 01:28:36,190 I'm not old enough to drink. 1685 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,150 That's the right answer. 1686 01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:40,060 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] 1687 01:28:40,270 --> 01:28:41,270 Wow. 1688 01:28:41,770 --> 01:28:45,370 - Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful. - Please don't embarrass me, Dad. 1689 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,950 Doesn't she, Pete? 1690 01:28:47,110 --> 01:28:49,490 Yeah, you look really good. 1691 01:28:49,650 --> 01:28:51,870 Once again, that's the right answer. 1692 01:28:52,030 --> 01:28:54,080 Is that a corsage? 1693 01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,330 Thanks. 1694 01:28:57,490 --> 01:29:00,710 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh, let's get this show on the road. 1695 01:29:00,870 --> 01:29:04,050 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. 1696 01:29:04,210 --> 01:29:06,460 - Oh, right here. Perfect. - Mom. 1697 01:29:06,630 --> 01:29:08,100 Okay. Come on, you guys. 1698 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:10,930 Peter, closer. 1699 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,550 Smile. 1700 01:29:14,510 --> 01:29:16,310 There you go. 1701 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:18,010 Oh... 1702 01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:25,280 - Sir, you don't have to drive us. - No, no, it's not a big deal. 1703 01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,660 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way. 1704 01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:29,740 - He's always going. Have fun. TOOMES: Last time. 1705 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:31,280 LIZ: Thank you. TOOMES: Promise. 1706 01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:32,870 - He's cute. LIZ: Shh. 1707 01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:37,540 - See you in a couple of days. All right. - Bye, baby. 1708 01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:39,290 Come on, Pedro. 1709 01:29:39,450 --> 01:29:41,380 - Bye, Peter. Have fun. 01:32:31,380 Don't let him intimidate you. 1761 01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:32,760 Love you. 1762 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:35,390 - Love you, gumdrop. LIZ: Have a safe flight. 1763 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:36,760 LIZ: Hi. 1764 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,100 You guys look so pretty. 1765 01:32:44,930 --> 01:32:45,980 Does she know? 1766 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,310 Know what? 1767 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,230 So she doesn't. Good. 1768 01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:52,070 Close to the vest. 1769 01:32:52,230 --> 01:32:53,400 I admire that. 1770 01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:55,690 I've got a few secrets of my own. 1771 01:32:56,320 --> 01:33:00,160 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date... 1772 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:03,740 Peter... 1773 01:33:03,910 --> 01:33:06,130 ...nothing is more important than family. 1774 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,080 You saved my daughter's life. 1775 01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:10,090 I could never forget something like that. 1776 01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:12,000 So I'm gonna give you one chance. 1777 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,290 Are you ready? 1778 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,000 You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened... 1779 01:33:17,420 --> 01:33:20,800 ...and don't you ever, ever... 1780 01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,560 ...interfere with my business again. 1781 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,640 Because if you do... 1782 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,060 ...I'll kill you... 1783 01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:29,820 ...and everybody you love. 1784 01:33:31,060 --> 01:33:32,900 I'll kill you dead. 1785 01:33:33,060 --> 01:33:35,860 That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? 1786 01:33:37,770 --> 01:33:39,200 Hey. 1787 01:33:40,530 --> 01:33:43,950 I just saved your life. Now, what do you say? 1788 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,500 Thank you. 1789 01:33:47,660 --> 01:33:49,410 You're welcome. 1790 01:33:49,580 --> 01:33:55,130 Now, you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? 1791 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,750 Just not too good. 1792 01:34:21,150 --> 01:34:22,740 [♪♪♪] 1793 01:34:31,450 --> 01:34:33,170 [♪♪♪] 1794 01:34:33,330 --> 01:34:35,330 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 1795 01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:40,260 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1796 01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:41,760 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1797 01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:45,180 ♪ I saw your eyes ♪ 1798 01:34:45,380 --> 01:34:47,430 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1799 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,810 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1800 01:34:48,970 --> 01:34:51,270 ♪ And it made me cry ♪ 1801 01:34:51,430 --> 01:34:52,480 Hey. 1802 01:34:52,680 --> 01:34:54,530 ♪ And for a little while ♪ 1803 01:34:54,930 --> 01:34:56,360 What did he say to you? 1804 01:34:58,270 --> 01:35:00,070 ♪ I was falling in love ♪ 1805 01:35:00,610 --> 01:35:02,030 Gotta go. 1806 01:35:03,940 --> 01:35:05,570 I'm sorry. 1807 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:07,870 You don't deserve this. 1808 01:35:10,070 --> 01:35:11,370 01:37:52,370 - Hello? Hello? Who is this? - Uh... 1851 01:37:52,530 --> 01:37:53,650 - Mr. Happy, it's Ned. - Who? 1852 01:37:53,740 --> 01:37:56,180 I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you... 1853 01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:57,750 You gotta be shitting me. 1854 01:37:58,450 --> 01:37:59,500 Damn. 1855 01:37:59,660 --> 01:38:02,040 Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights? 1856 01:38:03,620 --> 01:38:06,470 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise. 1857 01:38:06,630 --> 01:38:07,920 Left, okay. 1858 01:38:08,090 --> 01:38:09,880 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now? 1859 01:38:10,090 --> 01:38:11,260 One... 1860 01:38:11,460 --> 01:38:13,190 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn. 1861 01:38:13,220 --> 01:38:16,020 What? That makes no sense. He said he was going out of town. 1862 01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:19,600 NED: Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. 1863 01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,440 It sounded like he was catching a flight. 1864 01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:22,870 He said something about taking off in nine minutes. 1865 01:38:22,890 --> 01:38:24,890 - What? - He was surrounded by boxes. 1866 01:38:25,060 --> 01:38:26,610 Boxes? It's moving day. 1867 01:38:26,770 --> 01:38:28,740 It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane. 1868 01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:30,780 I gotta stop him! 1869 01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,740 01:40:26,390 PETER: How could you do this to her? 1897 01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:28,560 To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. 1898 01:40:28,730 --> 01:40:31,070 I'm doing this for her. 1899 01:40:31,270 --> 01:40:32,610 Hm. Yeah. 1900 01:40:34,730 --> 01:40:36,200 [SIGHS] 1901 01:40:36,650 --> 01:40:38,120 Peter... 1902 01:40:38,990 --> 01:40:40,030 ...you're young. 1903 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:42,450 You don't understand how the world works. 1904 01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:45,370 But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong. 1905 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,290 How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? 1906 01:40:48,450 --> 01:40:49,920 Or any of his little toys? 1907 01:40:50,080 --> 01:40:51,830 Those people, Pete, those people up there... 1908 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,300 ...the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. 1909 01:40:54,460 --> 01:40:56,210 Guys like us... 1910 01:40:56,380 --> 01:40:58,260 ...like you and me... 1911 01:40:58,420 --> 01:40:59,890 ...they don't care about us. 1912 01:41:00,050 --> 01:41:02,520 We build their roads, and we fight all their wars... 1913 01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:04,980 ...and everything, but they don't care about us. 1914 01:41:05,140 --> 01:41:09,310 We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. 1915 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:12,560 That's how it is. 1916 01:41:12,940 --> 01:41:15,030 I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter. 1917 01:41:15,190 --> 01:41:16,940 Why are you telling me this? 1918 01:41:17,110 --> 01:41:19,580 Because I want you to understand. 1919 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,160 And... 1920 01:41:21,320 --> 01:41:24,320 ...I needed a little time to get her airborne. 1921 01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:38,340 I'm sorry, Peter. 1922 01:41:41,670 --> 01:41:45,470 What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet. 1923 01:41:45,930 --> 01:41:48,180 True. Then again... 1924 01:41:48,350 --> 01:41:50,070 ...wasn't really trying to. 1925 01:41:55,810 --> 01:41:57,450 MASON: Chief, they're powering up engines. 1926 01:41:57,610 --> 01:42:00,450 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Come on, come on, come on. 1927 01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:09,540 [♪♪♪] 1928 01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:38,530 [GASPING] 1929 01:42:51,910 --> 01:42:53,710 Okay, ready? 1930 01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,460 [GRUNTING] 1931 01:43:02,630 --> 01:43:04,600 Hello? 1932 01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,350 [PANTING] 1933 01:43:06,970 --> 01:43:08,440 Hello! 1934 01:43:08,590 --> 01:43:10,190 Please, hey. 1935 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:12,890 Hey, please. I'm down here. 1936 01:43:13,060 --> 01:43:15,030 I'm down here. I'm stuck. 1937 01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:17,980 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't... 1938 01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:27,280 [♪♪♪] 1939 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,840 1953 01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:33,870 [PETER YELLING] 1954 01:45:39,410 --> 01:45:42,590 Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots. 1955 01:45:52,090 --> 01:45:53,840 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1956 01:45:54,180 --> 01:45:56,600 Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal. 1957 01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:58,010 This better work, Mason. 1958 01:46:03,850 --> 01:46:06,900 MASON: Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes and we are set for life. 1959 01:46:07,060 --> 01:46:08,360 Yeah. 1960 01:46:17,660 --> 01:46:19,330 [GRUNTING] 1961 01:46:20,790 --> 01:46:22,390 01:48:03,440 Just a typical homecoming... 1975 01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:06,320 ...on the outside of an invisible jet... 1976 01:48:07,020 --> 01:48:08,740 ...fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh! 1977 01:48:12,860 --> 01:48:14,480 [BOTH YELLING] 1978 01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:19,370 Oh, God! 1979 01:48:26,950 --> 01:48:29,050 I can't believe that worked. Whoa! 1980 01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:32,930 [GRUNTING] 1981 01:49:05,530 --> 01:49:07,790 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there. 1982 01:49:07,950 --> 01:49:09,230 I'm not going home empty-handed. 1983 01:49:19,380 --> 01:49:21,180 Oh, my God. 1984 01:49:22,090 --> 01:49:23,690 [♪♪♪] 1985 01:49:35,690 --> 01:49:38,530 MASON: Get out. What are you doing? - Please turn, please turn! 1986 01:50:08,470 --> 01:50:10,850 [SCREAMING] 1987 01:50:42,050 --> 01:50:44,050 [GRUNTING] 1988 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,210 Hey, Pedro. 1989 01:51:23,380 --> 01:51:24,430 [YELLS] 1990 01:51:42,440 --> 01:51:44,440 [PETER GRUNTING] 1991 01:52:02,630 --> 01:52:03,680 Bingo. 1992 01:52:19,850 --> 01:52:21,650 Your wingsuit. 1993 01:52:21,810 --> 01:52:23,910 Your wingsuit's going to explode! 1994 01:52:24,110 --> 01:52:25,150 [GRUNTS] 1995 01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:32,750 Time to go home, Pete. 1996 01:52:32,910 --> 01:52:34,380 I'm trying to save you! 1997 01:52:40,620 --> 01:52:42,300 [CLICKING] 1998 01:52:49,590 --> 01:52:50,970 No. 1999 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:53,180 No. 2000 01:53:20,790 --> 01:53:22,790 [♪♪♪] 2001 01:53:28,960 --> 01:53:31,010 [BOTH GRUNTING] 2002 01:53:32,880 --> 01:53:34,600 01:54:42,910 And then I just hit him with the:{\c} whoosh. 2010 01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,960 It was so... Oh, my God. 2011 01:54:45,120 --> 01:54:47,130 I mean, you saved me. 2012 01:54:47,460 --> 01:54:49,090 It was awesome. 2013 01:54:51,300 --> 01:54:52,670 [♪♪♪] 2014 01:54:55,050 --> 01:54:56,800 Hey, Liz. 2015 01:54:58,300 --> 01:54:59,480 I'm gonna miss you. 2016 01:54:59,970 --> 01:55:01,560 Bye. 2017 01:55:02,180 --> 01:55:03,650 01:56:39,780 - I, uh, gotta go. - Hey, where you going? 2046 01:56:42,490 --> 01:56:44,620 What are you hiding, Peter? 2047 01:56:46,910 --> 01:56:48,510 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. 2048 01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:51,340 - All right, so we should run some drills. NED: Yeah. 2049 01:56:59,760 --> 01:57:03,100 Hey, Happy. What, uh...? What are you doing here? 2050 01:57:04,050 --> 01:57:05,310 I really owe you one. 2051 01:57:07,390 --> 01:57:09,690 I don't know what I would do without this job. 2052 01:57:09,850 --> 01:57:11,650 I mean, before I met Tony... 2053 01:57:11,810 --> 01:57:13,560 [TOILET FLUSHES] 2054 01:57:41,470 --> 01:57:43,470 So, uh, how long you been here? 2055 01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:45,810 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you. 2056 01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:49,640 - [WHISPERS] Is he here too? - In the toilet? No, he's upstate. 2057 01:57:50,180 --> 01:57:51,830 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Upstate... Like, "upstate" upstate? 2058 01:57:51,850 --> 01:57:53,440 Yeah, let's go. 2059 01:57:54,810 --> 01:57:55,940 Take a look. 2060 01:57:56,110 --> 01:57:58,150 It's pretty impressive, huh? 2061 01:57:59,230 --> 01:58:01,990 They just finished remodeling the whole thing. 2062 01:58:04,610 --> 01:58:05,960 [♪♪♪] 2063 01:58:28,220 --> 01:58:31,270 - You don't see that every day. - Oh, there they are. 2064 01:58:31,930 --> 01:58:33,560 How was the ride up? 2065 01:58:33,980 --> 01:58:36,610 - Good. - Give me a minute with the kid. 2066 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,200 - Seriously? - Yeah. 2067 01:58:39,610 --> 01:58:40,990 I gotta talk to the kid. 2068 01:58:41,570 --> 01:58:42,660 I'll be close behind. 2069 01:58:42,820 --> 01:58:46,570 How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. 2070 01:58:51,580 --> 01:58:52,800 Sorry I took your suit. 2071 01:58:52,950 --> 01:58:55,460 You had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was... 2072 01:58:55,620 --> 01:58:57,630 ...the perfect tough-love moment that you needed. 2073 01:58:57,790 --> 01:59:00,640 To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think? 2074 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,590 - I guess. - Let's just say it was. 2075 01:59:03,130 --> 01:59:04,260 [SIGHS] 2076 01:59:04,470 --> 01:59:07,690 - Mr. Stark, I really... - You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime. 2077 01:59:08,300 --> 01:59:09,980 But then you did the right thing. 2078 01:59:10,140 --> 01:59:13,310 Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... 2079 01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:15,350 All right, not my best analogy. 2080 01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:18,480 I was wrong about you. 2081 01:59:19,020 --> 01:59:21,280 I think, with a little more mentoring... 2082 01:59:21,440 --> 01:59:23,910 ...you could be a real asset to the team. 2083 01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:27,540 - To the...? To the team? - Yeah. Anyway... 2084 01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:30,750 ...there's about 50 reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. 2085 01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:33,090 When you're ready... 2086 01:59:33,450 --> 01:59:35,170 ...why don't you try that on? 2087 01:59:35,330 --> 01:59:39,260 And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers:{\c} 2088 01:59:39,420 --> 01:59:41,090 Spider-Man. 2089 01:59:43,550 --> 01:59:44,550 I... 2090 01:59:44,760 --> 01:59:46,050 02:02:21,210 PETER: Aunt May, did you do dinner already? 2139 02:02:24,210 --> 02:02:25,710 [♪♪♪] 2140 02:02:31,460 --> 02:02:33,140 May? 2141 02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:55,950 What the fu...?! 2142 02:02:56,160 --> 02:02:58,120 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 2143 02:02:58,280 --> 02:03:00,160 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪' 2144 02:03:00,910 --> 02:03:02,790 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 2145 02:03:03,000 --> 02:03:04,500 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2146 02:03:06,420 --> 02:03:08,210 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 2147 02:03:09,090 --> 02:03:10,960 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 2148 02:03:11,800 --> 02:03:13,510 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 2149 02:03:13,800 --> 02:03:15,180 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2150 02:03:17,340 --> 02:03:19,940 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2151 02:03:20,140 --> 02:03:21,690 ♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪ 2152 02:03:22,720 --> 02:03:25,020 ♪ What they want, I don't know ♪ 2153 02:03:25,230 --> 02:03:27,820 ♪ They're all revved up and ready to go ♪ 2154 02:03:28,020 --> 02:03:29,990 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 2155 02:03:30,730 --> 02:03:32,580 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 2156 02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:35,150 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 2157 02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:36,950 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2158 02:03:38,780 --> 02:03:40,450 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 2159 02:03:41,490 --> 02:03:43,170 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 2160 02:03:44,290 --> 02:03:46,040 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 2161 02:03:46,290 --> 02:03:47,670 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2162 02:03:49,790 --> 02:03:51,920 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2163 02:03:52,460 --> 02:03:54,970 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2164 02:03:55,260 --> 02:03:57,880 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2165 02:03:58,260 --> 02:04:00,560 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2166 02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:02,760 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 2167 02:04:03,430 --> 02:04:05,150 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 2168 02:04:06,100 --> 02:04:07,730 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 2169 02:04:07,980 --> 02:04:09,520 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2170 02:04:11,440 --> 02:04:13,030 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 2171 02:04:14,030 --> 02:04:15,740 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 2172 02:04:16,740 --> 02:04:18,490 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat ♪ 2173 02:04:19,160 --> 02:04:20,500 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2174 02:04:22,330 --> 02:04:24,920 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2175 02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:27,380 ♪ Shoot 'em in the back now ♪ 2176 02:04:27,710 --> 02:04:29,880 ♪ What they want, I don't know ♪ 2177 02:04:30,080 --> 02:04:32,760 ♪ They're all revved up and ready to go♪ 2178 02:04:32,960 --> 02:04:34,710 ♪ They're forming in a straight line ♪ 2179 02:04:35,630 --> 02:04:37,470 ♪ They're going through a tight wind ♪ 2180 02:04:38,340 --> 02:04:40,220 ♪ The kids are losing their minds ♪ 2181 02:04:40,430 --> 02:04:41,600 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2182 02:04:43,760 --> 02:04:45,480 ♪ They're piling in the back seat ♪ 2183 02:04:46,470 --> 02:04:48,270 ♪ They're generating steam heat ♪ 2184 02:04:49,230 --> 02:04:50,900 ♪ Pulsating to the back beat♪ 2185 02:04:51,230 --> 02:04:52,570 ♪ The blitzkrieg bop ♪ 2186 02:04:54,730 --> 02:04:57,330 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2187 02:04:57,530 --> 02:05:00,120 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪' 2188 02:05:00,450 --> 02:05:02,790 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2189 02:05:02,990 --> 02:05:05,160 ♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪ 2190 02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:12,010 GARGAN: Look who it is. 2191 02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:17,090 What are the odds you and I'd end up at the same summer camp? 2192 02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,550 Relax. 2193 02:05:19,170 --> 02:05:21,180 This? It's not on you. 2194 02:05:21,340 --> 02:05:24,440 It's on our, uh, little spider friend. 2195 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:28,190 I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. 2196 02:05:28,350 --> 02:05:31,820 You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 2197 02:05:32,350 --> 02:05:34,610 And I heard a rumor. 2198 02:05:35,570 --> 02:05:37,070 [♪♪♪] 2199 02:05:37,860 --> 02:05:39,450 You know who he is. 2200 02:05:43,200 --> 02:05:45,540 If I knew who he was... 2201 02:05:45,700 --> 02:05:47,290 ...he'd already be dead. 2202 02:05:51,830 --> 02:05:54,710 Toomes, your family's here! 2203 02:05:59,130 --> 02:06:01,130 [♪♪♪] 2204 02:06:01,300 --> 02:06:21,300 - Extracted from retail. - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44 2205 02:12:33,820 --> 02:12:36,660 Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you... 2206 02:12:36,820 --> 02:12:40,790 ...about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. 2207 02:12:40,950 --> 02:12:42,620 Patience. 2208 02:12:42,780 --> 02:12:44,910 Sometimes patience is the key to victory. 2209 02:12:45,080 --> 02:12:47,130 Sometimes it leads to very little... 2210 02:12:47,290 --> 02:12:49,630 ...and it seems like it's not worth it. 2211 02:12:49,790 --> 02:12:51,290 And you wonder... 2212 02:12:51,460 --> 02:12:55,310 ...why you waited so long for something so disappointing. 2213 02:12:59,010 --> 02:13:01,010 How many more of these? 2214 02:13:01,300 --> 02:13:21,300 - Extracted from retail. - Colored HI and improvements by GoldBerg_44